Captain America 2 Poster! + Teaser in 2 Days!

October 22, 2013 Movies, Watching 0

I’m going to use far too many exclamation points in this post because omg!  Marvel released a poster for  Captain America: The Winter Soldier today as a way to get us all excited for the teaser trailer that’s being released in two days!

JFKSLDFJSKLDFSDfdsa!!

Here’s the poster, which features Chris Evans’s backside to great advantage:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier poster

This movie’s alternate title should be “Make Way For The Booty Parade, Part Two.” Click to embiggen.

So what’s your opinion of Steve’s butt the poster?  It’s a nice tease, but… I wish it had some Black Widow in it.  What with Kevin Feige balking at the idea of a lady-led superhero movie and telling fans who ask for a female-fronted Marvel film to watch Cap 2 (can’t find the link for that one), it’s yet another drop of lemon juice poured onto the papercut that is being a Black Widow fan that she’s not on the poster.

Of course, this could just be a teaser poster, also, and the main poster will have scantily-clad Steve clinging to Natasha’s leg as she looks like the badass that she is.

Sssh, don’t stomp on my dreams.

I’m really looking forward to the teaser, though, since I didn’t get into the Marvel panel at SDCC this year and therefore haven’t seen anything about Cap 2 other than the set pics that leaked.

I’m dying for more Black Widow here.  DYING.